Slayers send Tonya and his sand-bagger to the puppy house Slayers 5-2
A solid game by the Dogs, but the Slayers owned the 3rd period and won the game 5 to 2. Jim was held pointless, but their new acquisition Shawn Fergusson had a strong first game with his new club.
Game Notes: Slayers net minder Dale, Dawgs net minder Paul
The Slayers equipment manager helped Scott Simmons find his jock strap. Yep jock strap. This missing cup was misplaced not once but twice. Both times the missing jimmy protector was found in the arena parking lot. Weird and mysterious for sure. Being very attached to his equipment, he is very pleased to have it back. Scott, sure beats tapping the cup on with sock tape eh?
Goals: Drew, Dan, Tommy, Cory and Scott Simmons with his first ever empty-netter!
Helpers: Richard (not sure on the rest)
Slayers Douse Fire and Ice 5-3
Big time battle and a solid game for both teams. Slayers took control in the 2nd period and win the game 5-3
Game Notes: Slayers goalie Dale, Griz for Fire and Ice
Goals:Richard, Scott (sh), Will, Dan, Tom
Helpers: Richard, Tom, Cory, Dan
Note that Drew Barber continues to wear his luck dress-up sperm socks. (see photo)
And it was rumored that Will's girlfriend from BC was on hand to watch the game. She was not there after the game and was believed to be make believe. Richard did meet her, but the rest of the team is calling BS. Truth be known, she had heard how crazy and stinky the Slayers are post game.
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No fine Canadian girl would be caught dead with Will and that grungy mop of his. BS seems like a good call.
Unless, of course, she has friends. Then, I'm a total believer and am down to partay! Canucks own the world!!!
The team has to the day still seen no sign of Wills mystery girl. Rumor has it that Will paid reeshard to say that he met her. More mysteries what did he pay??????
Haha.
Hello Slayers,
This is Will's Canadian girlfriend. Yes I do exist. I can't believe you didn't notice me in the stands on tuesday night. Shows how much you appreciate your fans!! I was among the other 3 spectators... who happen to be there for the other team. Where's all your girlfriends/wives! hmmm...maybe I should send some of my canadian girlfriends down here if all you men are single!! Anyways...I had hoped to have met some of you but I am on route home already. Will's great at catch and release!!! JUST JOKING!!! I gotta get back to work. Good luck in the game tomorrow night and the playoffs to follow. By the way...take it easy on Will...he's sensitive about his mop. I gave it a quick trim but you can only do so much with dull scissors!! And note this... that us canadian women like sexy handsome rugged men!! smiles to you all!! Will's mysterious girlfriend
ROFLMAO!!! Will's mystery girlfriend makes an appearance...no doubt at the behest of her sexy, rugged man. Haha, good work on the catch and release, bro!!!
SWJ
Will has a girlfriend? And she is a Canadian? What an insult to Canadians everywhere, including me - no offense to the mystery girl. Any port in a storm I guess, and she is a long way from home.
Dawgs are on a roll! And for the record, I assisted on Sean's goal... came around behind the net and set him up for the one timer. Refs don't like giving me points.
Congrats on the Presidents Trophy. I expect nothing less from such a stacked team. Sandbaggers.
Oh, and I am calling foul on your 'fan' picture. That was from Gunnison! Nice try!
Jimmy...hope to see you in the playoffs, unless you have to be away on a "business trip". As for your helper on Seans goal, he was feed the puck from Altree, Branson and Sykes. I'm not even sure you were on the ice. Were you even at the game? We did not seem to notice you. Ha Ha kidding, kinda. As for WB's friend from BC, she is home safe and sound. Fan photo was just a photo to post. Will try to get more of the Gunny shots up once this hockey season is behind us. Cheers Tonya, see ya in the sin bin.
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