Cheapskates-Spring 2008 Champions!

Slayers drop "game 7" 0-2 to a determined Cheapskates squad lead by the solid play of net minder SWJ. The Slayers kept the game close, but the wheels had fallen off and scoring chances were far few between. Kyle buried a great shot late in the 2nd period to seal the deal. The Slayers could not get back into the game. Dale played very strong in the losing effort. So, with our glasses help high in the air, our hats are off to the entire Cheapskates team. Cheers guys. Congrats to the Cheapskate's protector of the net, the blue liners, the forwards, the coaching staff and the entire Cheapskates organization. You guys were a class act this entire season and speaking for the entire Slayer organization, you guys were a blast to battle game in and game out. Win and Lose. Again, CONGRATS!

-Will

Game Notes:
Goals....uh, none.

Net: Dale (Spring 08 Slayers team MVP), SWJ Cheapskates (Landon is our vote for the DAHL Division 2, Spring 2008 MVP) Way to go man!

All the Cheapskates players were sporting giant toothless hockey grins as they needed a minute to figure out how to take the championship photo at center ice. They figured it out with a little coaching from Mike Davis. Then the Slayers and Cheapskates joined forces to battle beers and Zimas in the parking lot.

Slayers Force "Game 7" with 1-0 Win

Slayers worked hard for a 1-0 game against Cheapskates Sunday morning. Between the hustle of the forwards, strong play of the blueliners and play of Dale Wallmac, the Slayers earn a chance to take the Championship Sunday evening at 5:30. The Slayers know the Cheapskates will bring everything they have and it will be a great game between the two teams.

Game Notes:
Davis continues to impress his team with his blue line river dance style of controlling lose and bouncing pucks at the point. Dale records his first shutout of the playoffs. SWJ had an impressive game as well.

Goal
1) Brian (GW) from Drew

Pipes: Slayers Dale. Cheapskates SWJ.
Refs: Earl and Kyle

Slayers Snuff Fire And Ice 3-1

Like physical hockey? Well that is what Slayer fans enjoyed Saturday night as the Slayers put the hose to a chippy Fire and Ice team with a solid win. Fire and Ice player, Joe Petters, had a chance to get his team within one with a minute fourty remaining, but the solid defensive play of Drew-Fing-Barber forced the play wide of Dale. All the Slayers played a solid game, but Mike Davis had a stealer game. He skated soooo smoooth his teammates were surprised roses were not cascading over the glass in appreciation of his performance. Way to go Mike, we are very proud of you buddy. This win sets up a rematch with Cheapskates for the Championship on Sunday morning at 11am. We'll see you in the AM Stoney.
Game Notes:

Goals:
1) Scott
2) Kevin (GW)
3) Scott (the nail)

All three primary helpers from Dale. Secondary helpers form Davis as he once again fished the pucks out from the back of the net for the refs.

Net: Dale Wallmack for the Slayers. Clean-cut Griz for the Wet Sparks.
Refs: Evan and Johnny G. John, hope you will enjoy the 24 year old Scotch.

Great to have the fans cheering the Slayers on. The Slayers were stoked to have Drew Barbers parents on hand for the win. Welcome to the world of Slayer hockey.

ps Bolton, just for grins, hold your hand in front of your face with your fingers spread out kinda like you were looking for a high-five. Boldly have it about 4 or 5 inches away and ask Reeshard to try to hit your hand before you move it away from in front of your mug. Ha-ha jackass great game. Sorry for the typos.

Photo: Lady Luck. Suprised the paint has not been lucky-rubbed right off.

Slayers Look Strong Against Ranch Win 5-4

Slayers battled El Rancho Saturaday morning to a 5 to 4 win. Despite being up 5 to 1, and allowing the Ranch to get within one in the 3rd period, the Slayers move on in the playoffs. The Slayers play Fire on Ice Saturday night at 5:30.

Game Notes:

Goals:
1) Brian
2) Will
3) Drew
4) Drew
5) Tommy (GW)

Helpers: Brian (2), Will, ?

Net: Dale for your San Juan Slayers. Eric for the Ranch
Refs: Kyle and Earl
Photos: Kev heading to the Arena, the ladies of the Slayer's MVP trophy, Tommy killin'the cutty (photo removed)

Slayers Live to See Another Day! Shock Collar the Puppies 4-3 in OT

Slayers 4 Dawgs 3 (OT)

The Slayers playoff hopes are still alive as they eliminated the Old Dawgs Sunday afternoon.

The Slayers, playing a like hung-over arm-less grannies pulled off an amazing win against the Old Dawgs despite looking tired and not all that together for a better part of the game. The Dawgs controlled most of what was a spirited game between two teams who enjoy playing each other. Paul Wilson, the Dawgs goalie, made a number of amazing saves, including one from Tommy that smacked his face mask and shot straight up. The puck then landed back on Tommy's stick and he let her rip and clanged the post. The Dawgs had a commanding 3 to 1 lead till the Slayers found the back of the net in the 3rd period. With the score 3 to 2 the Dawgs had a couple untimely penalties (Tonya!) and the Slayers made the puppies pay. Later in the 3rd period, on the PP, the Slayers battled and scored with 6.7 seconds remaining forcing overtime! What a turn of events. The Dawgs were slack jawed in amazement as their commanding lead had evaporated. With the game on the line the Slayers battled hard in the first minute of over-time. With only a minute and forty seconds into the OT the Slayers won a key offensive face-off and with the determined play of Blanchard on the short side the cource of history would change forever.

With Altree draped all over him, Blanchard tried to bank a shot off Wilson's shoulder or noggin but it hit Altree's stick at the same time and the puck flipped up onto the top of the net and bounced twice on the cross bar before falling back behind the goal to the right of Wilson. The puck bounced from Blanchard's arm, then to his thigh, then stick, then the ice. The puck continued to bounce and Altree continued to mug Blanchard. Blanchard spied a semi open Kevin Kolb and hacky sacked the puck out of the air with his right skate to him in front of the net. Kev made two moves pulled the puck back and then buried it past Wilson for the game winner in OT! All while having three sticks trying to contain him. Kevin, showed incredible pacience. What a goal! The team erupted. It had looked as though the Slayers were done, but they reached deep and found a way to win. FUKENEH!

Game Notes:

Goals/Helpers:
1) Drew from Richard
2) Mike from Brian
3) Mike from a Slayer
4) Kev (GW in OT) from Will

Goalies: Slayers Dale, Dawgs Paul

Slayers Look Like Drunk Arm-Less Grannies In Loss

Slayers 2 Cheapskates 5

Slayers notched the first goal of the game then bumbled their way through the 2nd and 3rd periods in what turned out to be a pathetic showing against Cheapskates. SWJ, Kyle and Will brought their A games along with the rest of the Cheapskates team. The Cheapos out played the Slayers in the 2nd and 3rd with hard play and pretty goals. The Slayers did get a goal late in the game but there was not enough time to change the momentum. Stoney looked strong making a few key saves. See you guys in the finals.

Slayers look to rebound today against the Puppies. Puck drops at 4:14 Sunday April 20th.

Game Notes:
Net-Slayers Dale, Cheapos Lando

Goals: Driver from Barber, Nimrod from someone.

John Gardner was seen paying the refs near the zam room after the game. At least the Avs won eh? Sorry Reeshard, but it is T-time in Mini.

Slayers VS Cheapskates Sat 9:15 pm!

Slayers stats and playoff schedule updated today! Check it!

http://gottrout.com/slayers.html



Your San Juan Slayers are set to battle Cheapskates on Saturday at 9:15 pm. Battle of goalies; Dale Womack for the Slayers and Stoney for the Cheapskates.

See you all there. Bring your foil. FUKENEH!

Slayers Take Presidents Trophy with Win Against Cheapskates

Slayers vs Cheapskates: W 3-1

A rare evening game turned out to be a bit on the crazy side with disallowed goals, dinged posts, missing ref whistles and a bundle of fans in the stands. This was the Slayers last regular season game and a win would reward the team with a by in the first round of the playoffs, the Presidents Trophy for the most points in the regular season and beer. Lots of beer. (I still feel ill). The Slayers jumped out to an early lead and was able to hold it together the rest of the game for the win. Dale made some key saves only allowing one past him. Landon, the Stone Wall allowed three goals and like Dale made some killer saves. One stand out save by SWJ that had the crowd roaring was a save on Blanchard who flicked a wrister at point blank range. The Cheapskates could not penetrate the Slayers zone with speed with most of their plays dissolving due to the grinding play of the Slayers. Great game and the Slayers hope to see the Cheapskates again in the playoffs.

Game Notes:
Goals: Drew-Fing-Barber, Kev (GW) and Scott. Helpers: Nimrod (about time), Richard and Mike

The Slayers welcomed back Kevin Kolb after missing a couple games due to illness. His left ear is still jacked up and he can not hear out of it so well. When asked if it affected his game he said, "What? Oh, no because I played on the left wing." MIAs Harper, Brian.

Goalies: Dale for the Slayers. Dale finished the regular season with an impressive 7 wins and only 2 loses. He posted one shut out. His goals against average is right at 2.50. Stone Wall was in the net for Cheapskates.

Refs: Kyle and Trevor

Dale Womack Stands On His Head...Slayers Beat Ranch 2-0

Dale, Double 00s, stole the show with an impressive shutout. Dale was in perfect possition for every shot the Ranch put on him. Toe saves, blocker saves, shoulder saves and no rebounds was the key to Womacks game. Mike Davis of the Slayers had an impressive night as well with two goals. About time. Both teams were short on the bench. Despite just one sub the Slayers prevailed. Drew-F-ing-Barber the iron man skated the entire game. He ended the game with a nasty hit on the blue line with the El Rancho's Floorshow. In Drew fashion he stood back up with a big ass grin. FUKENEH Barber.

Coach Brian has missed 2 games due to a smashed and broken finger but will make the Sunday game. He was on the bench calling lines, oh yea, no he just just yelled at us because there were not enough players to call lines. Cory and Dan MIA, Reeshard missed the game due to parental duties, Kevin missed his 2nd game in row due to an infection or something. Slayers should be intact on Sunday when they face the Cheapskates.

Goal: Mike from some one.......
Goal: MIKE from Tommy and Will

Goalies: Dale for the Slayers, Zack for the Ranch (the Slayers Jersey was a nice touch Zack!)

Slayers Killing It-10 goals In Last 2 Games

Slayers send Tonya and his sand-bagger to the puppy house Slayers 5-2

A solid game by the Dogs, but the Slayers owned the 3rd period and won the game 5 to 2. Jim was held pointless, but their new acquisition Shawn Fergusson had a strong first game with his new club.

Game Notes: Slayers net minder Dale, Dawgs net minder Paul
The Slayers equipment manager helped Scott Simmons find his jock strap. Yep jock strap. This missing cup was misplaced not once but twice. Both times the missing jimmy protector was found in the arena parking lot. Weird and mysterious for sure. Being very attached to his equipment, he is very pleased to have it back. Scott, sure beats tapping the cup on with sock tape eh?

Goals: Drew, Dan, Tommy, Cory and Scott Simmons with his first ever empty-netter!
Helpers: Richard (not sure on the rest)


Slayers Douse Fire and Ice 5-3

Big time battle and a solid game for both teams. Slayers took control in the 2nd period and win the game 5-3

Game Notes: Slayers goalie Dale, Griz for Fire and Ice

Goals:Richard, Scott (sh), Will, Dan, Tom
Helpers: Richard, Tom, Cory, Dan

Note that Drew Barber continues to wear his luck dress-up sperm socks. (see photo)
And it was rumored that Will's girlfriend from BC was on hand to watch the game. She was not there after the game and was believed to be make believe. Richard did meet her, but the rest of the team is calling BS. Truth be known, she had heard how crazy and stinky the Slayers are post game.

Slayers Broast (deep fry) Cuckoos 5-2

Slayers allowed the first goal of the game scored by Brian Davies. Then the Slayers started to ramp it up and finished the game 5-2. Big night for Scott-the deke master-Simmons. He pounded in the first three goals and added a helper later in the game. Mike Davis recorded his first assist (helper) of the season by fetching the puck out from behind the Cuckoos goalie after Scott's 2nd goal and then handed the puck to referee John Gardner. Way to go Mike!

Notes:
1)Goal Simmons
2)Goal Simmons
3)Goal Simmons
4)Goal Driver
5)Goal Tommy

I'll add the helpers tonight.

Slayers Record 4-2. The win moves them into 2nd place behind Fire Ice.

Goalies: Slayers-Dale, Birds-Peter