Slayers Work Hard for 3-1 Win

The Slayers battled Cheapskates to a 3-1 win last week. As you can see in the photo, John Gardner was on the wrong side of a hard, but very legal check.

Slayers de-gizzard the Birds 8-0

Dale's shutout and the Slayers scoring was too much for the Cuckoos team to handle. Scoring was lead by Scott, Cory and Tommy. Tommy had an impressive game and nearly grabbed the hat trick. The D played equally well, keeping the Birds in the hen house and away from Dale. Of the shots that did get in on net, Dale deflected to the boards or covered up. Great game...that is if you like your grilled poultry blackened.

Goal Posts Rushed to Urgent Care!

Chapman Hill goal posts were rushed off to urgent care after El Rancho goalie Eric Parker sliced the goals off the moorings with his skate blade. Suffering from massive bleeding and weakened welds the post spent the night in the ICU.

Late in the 3rd, with the score tied at 3-3, a goal was scored by the Slayers but the net was knocked off by the Ranch goalie. The goal was called back. Karma kicked in moments later; the Slayers netted two goals in the last 2 minutes of the game to win 5-3 on Wednesday night.

Slayers Force Sweaty Nuts to be Recalled

Slayers make peanut butter out of the Sweaty Nuts winning 4-1.

Old News-Fire n Ice Comp Players Shine in Win Over Slayers

Slayers lose one to Fire n Ice 0-4.

Slayers Bleed-out Cheapskates with 5-1 Win

Not even help from above was going to get Cheapskates past the red-hot Slayers this past Saturday night.



The Cheap scored a trickler past Dale in the 1st period, but the Slayers roared back with 5 unanswered goals in the 2nd and 3rd periods. Drew-f-ing-Barber started things off for the Slayers going coast to coast and finishing with a hard low shot beating the Cheap goalie far side. Richard slammed home the game winner mid way through the 2nd and the rest was hard Slayer play and more stellar goaltending from Womack.

Slayers are 16 goals for and 4 against in the first 3 games of the 09 season. With these impressive numbers, it has ben reported that even Tonya is choking on tape balls. See you and the rest of your sweaty nuts soon.

Thanks to Bo and Lucas at Bo's for the post game beers!

Slayers Fry the Birds 5-1

Slayers News:
Slayers beat the Birds 5-1 last Wednesday night at the Chapman Hill Ice Arena. Strong showing by all the Slayers. Scott Simmons of the Slayers found a way to frustrate net-minder Peter with his extra sneaky roll'em-up-nice-n-slow-off-the-back shots.

Thanks to Scotty at the Summit for having the Slayers out for the Summit's x-mas party. Also a big thanks to guest bartenders Muff and Matty. They had this amazing knack for never allowing the pint glass to go dry.

Thanks to Richard, Holly and the rest of the Leavitt's for another great winter Solstice party. Good friends, warm bonfire, cold beers, yummy grub and good times. Cheers.