Monday, May 4, 2009

Nuts Rumored to Scratch Tim Dionne for Championship Games !

A reliable source informed the Hockey News that Nuts leading scorer, Tim Dionne, will be a healthy scratch for the Championship games Tuesday and Wednesday night. This is an unbelievable move by the Nuts hockey organization. Dionne has been a great on ice coach and point getter all season. What is going on? The pressure is mounting in what looks to be unstable times for the Nuts hockey club at the wrong time of the season.

Tim Dionne played 8 games through the 08/09 season. He had only 2 penalty minutes, scored 4 goals, 7 helpers and lead all the Nuts with 11 points. The team is clearly going Nuts!



image: Tim is pictured far left. Tim is assistant coach for Durango's High Country Hell Cats.

Playoff Game #3 Slayers vs Ranch


Slayers battle back after giving up the first goal to El Rancho Sunday night to win the game 4-1. The Ranch played hard, but the Slayers D controlled the pace, allowing the forwards to get pucks on Parker. Dale had a wicked strong game between the pipes. Game MVP goes to Drew F-ing Barber with the equalizer and game winner.

Congrats to the Ranch who earned a chance at the Slayers by snuffing out Fire and Ice earlier in the week. So sweet! Way to go guys, thanks for the great battle.

As we told the Cryoneers-see you Tuesday and Wednesday for the Championship games.

Rink Rumors: The Nuts will show on Tuesday to play...or will they?

Slayers Rumors: Driver had his mouth washed out with a bar of soap after the game. Why? Curse words of course. All Slayers have taken an oath they will only take "good" penalties, no dumb ones. An empty sin bin the rest of the way for the Slayers.

Playoff Game #2 Slayers vs Nuts



Slayers controled the play, but allowed the sweaty Nuts to slip one past the goalie in the dying seconds of the game. Slayers loss 3-2 to the Cryoneers. As end-of-the-game handshakes commenced, each Nuts player was told, with conviction, they would see the Slayers again Tuesday and Wednesday for the Championship games. The Slayers play the Ranch next (see next post for outcome).

Rink Rumor: If the Slayers beat the Ranch to move on to the Championship games, players for the Nuts have stated the team will forfeit the game. Can Mackay and Altree keep the team from imploding? Will the Nuts book tee times Tuesday night instead of playing hockey? Will Justin finally catch a damn trout? We will have to see. F-N eh! Rock the bloody red!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Playoff Game #1 Slayers vs Cheapskates

Your San Juan Slayers won the Presidents trophy for the 2008/2009 season. 12 wins, 5 losses and 1 tie for 25 points, edging out Fire on Ice who ended the regular season with 24 points.

The Slayers started the playoffs against Cheapskates last Sunday night. Remember it was the Cheap who beat the Slayers last season during the "game 7" championship game. Dale earned his 3rd shutout of the season and Dan Driver was named game MVP for his big-time hustle and killer goal. The Slayers won 4-0. It was a sweet victory for sure with all the Slayers, both D and forwards clicking.

The Slayers move on to face the Nuts tonight at 6:45 at Chapman Hill. Rock the bloody red!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Cartwright Turns Cuckoos Into a Pile of Boneless, Skinless Chicken Chunks


The Slayers were down 3-0 in the third period. They had their chances, but the Cuckoo's D and strong play by the goalie kept the Slayers off the score board. With about 7 minutes and some change remaining on the clock Drew-F-ing Barber found the back of the net. 'Finally!' the team was thinking as they cheered their first goal of the game. Then moments later the birds score a beautiful goal from Trevor G to Joe Peters.

Now down 4-1 and with the clock ticking, the Slayers are once again dejected. Bolton unleashed a rash of insults who was trying to fire up his dejected teammates. He even threaten the team with a level 5 demotion that stirred a bees nest in Brian's brezzers that started a wild change of events that will surely become Durango hockey legend. With only minutes remaining, the Slayers continued to battle and put an injured and angered Brian Cartwright on the ice. Emotionally fueled and fired-up Brian found the back of the net quickly with an off-angled wrister. The goal is credited to hard work in the Bird's end and Brian being in the right place.

On the very next rush Brian was carrying the puck through the crease, then tripped up by a Bird defenseman, he dives and pushes the puck past the extended skate of the Bird's goalie. The ice started to tilt. A minute later a break out pass by Cuckoos was knocked down, passed to Brian who buried it for the hat trick. Incredible! This was all done in one shift! The ice must look like a vertical wall in front of the Cuckoos goalie at this point. Then seconds later, during the same shift, Brian is chucked in the box for a hard check on Trevor G. At the face-off, the Birds call a time out to try to regroup. Then on their first rush, with the score tied 4-4, they nearly put one past Dale. Instead the puck goes wide and the Slayers break out, marching down toward the Cuckoo's goalie. However, fresh on the ice and in an odd position, Kev Kolb knocks down a Bird. As Brian exits the sin bin, Kevin is ushered in to serve his time.

Sitting in the box, Kevin can just watch as his team is a man down again with less than 12 seconds remaining. The Slayers dump the puck, Jordan grabs it and sends it around the boards, it slides to Brian who wrists his fourth goal of the game and gets the game winner. The Slayer's bench erupts. There is only 2.7 seconds remaining in the game. An incredible ending to a crazy game.

Brian did inform Blanchard that he was going to score 4 goals that night, and that was before they stepped on the ice. Who would have thunk he would have scored them the way he did. A raised glass to Brian. Cheers! What will he bring for the last game of the season and the playoffs? Stay tuned.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Slayers vs Ranch Battle to a 1-1 Tie

The Slayers gave the Ranch their first point of the season in what turned out to be a great battle. Both teams skated pretty hard, but the Ranch wanted it pretty bad. The Ranch had many great chances down low, but Dale stoned them on all but one of the opportunities. The refs did a good job in the game. (there was one Slayer goal that was called back as a no goal) Thanks Kyle and Jim, job well done.


image: TIM! Finally a shot of old, but new Slayer Tim.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ref Jim Earl blows the whistle on RedBull

RedBull $2.10, hockey skates $385.00, New ref whistle $5.25, mimicking a song bird for 3 periods of hockey...priceless

Jim's new toy



Players from both teams pleaded with Jim to put his whistle in his pocket. At least for a minute or two...please!!!!!

The Slayers and Sweaty Nuts gave-er hell last Saturday night. The Nuts played hard to a 5-2 win over the Slayers. The ice tilted more than a carny ride at the county fair for both teams. The first period was won by the Nuts, the second was won by the Slayers and the third...well, let's just say the ref(s) wanted in on the action. I'm sure the refs viewed it one way, but the Slayers and Nuts did not feel the game was chippy or cheap. As the whistle continued to sing, players from both teams would come and go from the box like it was City Market at 5:10 on a Friday evening. To say the least, both teams were stunned. It has been reported that the hinges on both doors of the sin bins were replaced shortly after the game. Revolving doors would have made it a lot easier for Jaimee as she tried in vain to keep track of PIMs in the score keepers booth. So, to make a long story longer; there was good hockey (at times), there were over 20 penalties called in the game and there was a great BBQ after the game.

As for the BBQ, a big thanks is in order to all of you that brought beer, burgers, chips and snacks. And a big high-5 to Robin for the deep fried french fried potato's! As always they were so damn tasty. The quote of the night goes to buzz-saw Brit. After a big burger, a fist full of fries and 10 shotgunned beers later, it was decided it was time to head home. So Brit gathered up his kid, a toy General Lee (it made Dukes of Hazard sounds) and his vintage garb and headed for the mini van. As it turns out his incredibly patient wife was not ready...Brit stumbles back up to the crowd yelling "I can do one more shotgun because my wife is nursing the baby, who's in? Give me a beer? Drew? Robin? Come on, one more!"

Well, there it is, another Hockey Night in "D-Town"

Cheers.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Slayers Work Hard for 3-1 Win

The Slayers battled Cheapskates to a 3-1 win last week. As you can see in the photo, John Gardner was on the wrong side of a hard, but very legal check.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Slayers de-gizzard the Birds 8-0

Dale's shutout and the Slayers scoring was too much for the Cuckoos team to handle. Scoring was lead by Scott, Cory and Tommy. Tommy had an impressive game and nearly grabbed the hat trick. The D played equally well, keeping the Birds in the hen house and away from Dale. Of the shots that did get in on net, Dale deflected to the boards or covered up. Great game...that is if you like your grilled poultry blackened.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Goal Posts Rushed to Urgent Care!

Chapman Hill goal posts were rushed off to urgent care after El Rancho goalie Eric Parker sliced the goals off the moorings with his skate blade. Suffering from massive bleeding and weakened welds the post spent the night in the ICU.

Late in the 3rd, with the score tied at 3-3, a goal was scored by the Slayers but the net was knocked off by the Ranch goalie. The goal was called back. Karma kicked in moments later; the Slayers netted two goals in the last 2 minutes of the game to win 5-3 on Wednesday night.

Slayers Force Sweaty Nuts to be Recalled

Slayers make peanut butter out of the Sweaty Nuts winning 4-1.

Old News-Fire n Ice Comp Players Shine in Win Over Slayers

Slayers lose one to Fire n Ice 0-4.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Slayers Bleed-out Cheapskates with 5-1 Win

Not even help from above was going to get Cheapskates past the red-hot Slayers this past Saturday night.



The Cheap scored a trickler past Dale in the 1st period, but the Slayers roared back with 5 unanswered goals in the 2nd and 3rd periods. Drew-f-ing-Barber started things off for the Slayers going coast to coast and finishing with a hard low shot beating the Cheap goalie far side. Richard slammed home the game winner mid way through the 2nd and the rest was hard Slayer play and more stellar goaltending from Womack.

Slayers are 16 goals for and 4 against in the first 3 games of the 09 season. With these impressive numbers, it has ben reported that even Tonya is choking on tape balls. See you and the rest of your sweaty nuts soon.

Thanks to Bo and Lucas at Bo's for the post game beers!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Slayers Fry the Birds 5-1

Slayers News:
Slayers beat the Birds 5-1 last Wednesday night at the Chapman Hill Ice Arena. Strong showing by all the Slayers. Scott Simmons of the Slayers found a way to frustrate net-minder Peter with his extra sneaky roll'em-up-nice-n-slow-off-the-back shots.

Thanks to Scotty at the Summit for having the Slayers out for the Summit's x-mas party. Also a big thanks to guest bartenders Muff and Matty. They had this amazing knack for never allowing the pint glass to go dry.

Thanks to Richard, Holly and the rest of the Leavitt's for another great winter Solstice party. Good friends, warm bonfire, cold beers, yummy grub and good times. Cheers.


Thursday, December 11, 2008

Slayers Sign Tim Heinle and Beat Ranch 6-2 in season opener

Slayers season opener show-cased old but new Slayer, Tim Heinle. Tim's strong skating and heads up plays, along with the rest of the Slayers earned them a 6-2 win.

The Slayers welcome back Tim and also want to thank their newest sponsor, The Summit. The Summit offers live music, great cocktails as well as pool tables. They are located on the corner of College and Main. Stay tuned for Slayers nights at The Summit. Cheers and beers!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Slayers Start 08/09 Season Dec 10th 10:30 PM

Slayers face the Ranch Wednesday, Dec 10th at 10:30pm. Everyone is welcome to come out for the game. The entire 08/09 schedual can be seen here http://durangoadulthockeyleague.com/Level_2_League.html



photo: Slayers vs Cheap 08 playoffs (Eric Bekkala image)

Cheers and Beers

-the Slayers

Dale MVP for last 08 Winter Season!



Dale was voted by his team as last seasons MVP. Dale played out of his head and stood on it from time to time giving the Slayers a chance to win every night. Congrats Dale!

Photo: Eric Bekkala (Thanks for the photos Eric!)

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Enough of the Past. Game on 08-09!!!

Dale and baggage navigate the terrible waters of the upper Animas. Dale brings in new talent from the northern border. When asked what position he plays, the new recruit responded with " Pabst?".

So can the Cheapskates find a replacement for the human brick in net? Rumors from Grand Junction report former goalie stonewall jackson has recommended two winos, an eight year old figure skater and a tape ball as comparable replacements.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Cheapskates-Spring 2008 Champions!





Slayers drop "game 7" 0-2 to a determined Cheapskates squad lead by the solid play of net minder SWJ. The Slayers kept the game close, but the wheels had fallen off and scoring chances were far few between. Kyle buried a great shot late in the 2nd period to seal the deal. The Slayers could not get back into the game. Dale played very strong in the losing effort. So, with our glasses help high in the air, our hats are off to the entire Cheapskates team. Cheers guys. Congrats to the Cheapskate's protector of the net, the blue liners, the forwards, the coaching staff and the entire Cheapskates organization. You guys were a class act this entire season and speaking for the entire Slayer organization, you guys were a blast to battle game in and game out. Win and Lose. Again, CONGRATS!

-Will

Game Notes:
Goals....uh, none.

Net: Dale (Spring 08 Slayers team MVP), SWJ Cheapskates (Landon is our vote for the DAHL Division 2, Spring 2008 MVP) Way to go man!

All the Cheapskates players were sporting giant toothless hockey grins as they needed a minute to figure out how to take the championship photo at center ice. They figured it out with a little coaching from Mike Davis. Then the Slayers and Cheapskates joined forces to battle beers and Zimas in the parking lot.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Slayers Force "Game 7" with 1-0 Win


Slayers worked hard for a 1-0 game against Cheapskates Sunday morning. Between the hustle of the forwards, strong play of the blueliners and play of Dale Wallmac, the Slayers earn a chance to take the Championship Sunday evening at 5:30. The Slayers know the Cheapskates will bring everything they have and it will be a great game between the two teams.

Game Notes:
Davis continues to impress his team with his blue line river dance style of controlling lose and bouncing pucks at the point. Dale records his first shutout of the playoffs. SWJ had an impressive game as well.

Goal
1) Brian (GW) from Drew

Pipes: Slayers Dale. Cheapskates SWJ.
Refs: Earl and Kyle